Me: we should have taken my car
Brian: hun, we’ll be fine, we made it there, we’ll make it home
Me: it’s snowing worse now and you’ve slid 17 hundred times
Brian: I’m a pro driver hun, pro
Me: why does a pro driver have bald tires?
Brian: did you see that guy in the grocery store?
Me: the one I gave the dirty look to that you said you knew and didn’t like?
Brian: yah, in the camo jacket with green pants
Me: NO! you said you didn’t like the one in ALL camo!
Brian: no hun, I don’t know the guy in ALL camo!
Me; WHAT! I was giving stink eye to “all camo” and you don’t even know him?
Me: you told me you knew him! I asked for further clarification! I whispered it to you!
Brian: don’t know him, I know green pants camo jacket.
Me: Why were so many people dressed in camo?
Me: we should have brought my car
Brian: I’m a PRO hun
SUCCESS!! Because of MY superior driving skill we’re out!
We should’ve taken my car.