Words of Wisdom from the Hubs

 

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What kind of host would I be if I didn’t link up to my own Meme?

So today I bring you words of wisdom from my hubs.

A man who regularly confuses me with his words.

He’s full of intelligent pieces of insight.

Just ask him.

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When I told him I don’t understand how his bladder is so small – “It has to be small hun, it’s small to make room for my huge heart.”

When I asked him what song we should use as our wedding song – “Meat loaf, I would do anything for love, isn’t it obvious? Or I feel like makin’ love, that’ll set the mood!”

When I was recovering from gallbladder surgery – “Hun, just like a doctor, I’m PRACTICING medicine.”

While discussing financial matters – “You might think I’m a stupid girl but I’m a smart intelligent lady.”

Disrupting beautiful silence while driving – “I love Scottish people.”

After catching him gawking – “I’ve got two eyes hun, a right one and a left. The right one is a wanderer, I can’t control him.”

When I asked him about wedding ideas – “I think I want to be married on a horse and donkey. I don’t mean to be rude, but maybe a horse and cow. Just sayin’, you’re a provider of milk – and I don’t feel qualified to ride a horse.  Or I’ll just parachute in.”

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38 Responses to Words of Wisdom from the Hubs
  1. Jen {at} take2mommy
    August 9, 2011 | 7:28 am

    Your hubs has some great one-liners! Love the small bladder/big heart one. And the wandering right eye! Too funny.

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:36 pm

      He talks like this all the time.
      It’s impossible to argue with him because he makes me laugh too much.

  2. Alison@Mama Wants This
    August 9, 2011 | 7:57 am

    Hahaha! He certainly has a great sense of humour to match that huge heart!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:35 pm

      Sometimes I think he might be funnier than me…
      NAH!!

  3. Mom on a Line
    August 9, 2011 | 8:37 am

    Love it! Especially the interrupting silence with I love Scottish people. My husband does those out of nowhere random statements all the time and I’m supposed to be able to follow the train.

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:32 pm

      I think they’ve said most of the conversation in their heads and can’t remember that they have to speak.

  4. Jenn @ Fox in the City
    August 9, 2011 | 10:51 am

    Ah, he seems like a total sweetie . . . with a strange sense of humour . . . which is the best kind really.

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:34 pm

      He’s a doll…
      A nutty doll.

  5. Mommy Moment
    August 9, 2011 | 11:04 am

    Glad my hubby @DaddyMoment is not the only man with a strange sense of humor ;)

    Jody

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:31 pm

      Love that you came by Jody!!
      It’s what I love… that quirky sense of humour

  6. Cookie's Mom
    August 9, 2011 | 11:38 am

    Your hubs is one Smart-A! My hubs would like to borrow this line, if that’s okay: “The right one is a wanderer, I can’t control him.”

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:30 pm

      LOL.. he can use it…
      Warning to you: they take advantage of that excuse!

  7. Lady Estrogen
    August 9, 2011 | 12:57 pm

    Oooh lordy.
    I love Scottish people? WTF? That made me laugh.
    Also? I love them so much I had to move back to Canada.
    Bahaha.

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:30 pm

      I like that you are back here!
      We’re a better Country for it.

  8. Amy
    August 9, 2011 | 2:11 pm

    HAHA! He is funny!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:29 pm

      Thanks Amy!
      I miss seeing you around here xoxox

  9. Rach (DonutsMama)
    August 9, 2011 | 2:24 pm

    Horse and donkey? Parachuting? Scottish people? Maybe your husband is weirder than mine. I didn’t think that was possible, lol! I’ll have to tell you privately the wedding song my husband said we should play. Don’t worry–I vetoed it.

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:28 pm

      He later told me I could come in on a motorcycle if I wanted.
      How kind! LOL

  10. Kimberly
    August 9, 2011 | 3:52 pm

    Haha! Great sense of humor! My husband wanted “Let’s Get it On” for our wedding song. I shot it down, obviously!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:28 pm

      While your husband does have a fantastic taste in music, you’re correct, not the right place.

  11. Jessica
    August 9, 2011 | 5:25 pm

    You two sound like a perfect pair!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 9, 2011 | 7:27 pm

      I think we are!
      Thanks Jessica!

  12. Julie @ mamamash
    August 9, 2011 | 8:51 pm

    A sense of humor will turn a good man into a great man every darn time. Hey, I checked my mail six times today, and still no wedding invite. What gives?

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 11, 2011 | 11:19 pm

      You’re on the top of the guest list!

  13. Theresa
    August 9, 2011 | 11:15 pm

    hahahaha..made my day!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 11, 2011 | 11:17 pm

      hehehe.. he is funny isn’t he.

  14. Anita @ Mommy in Search of Me
    August 10, 2011 | 9:38 am

    I love the moment of silence and a totally random comment. What would we do without them? Thank you for this link up. I really should show my hubs my post maybe he will pick up his socks…probably not. :)

  15. Leigh Ann
    August 10, 2011 | 10:29 am

    OMG I swear he is JUST like Christian with those one liners! I sometimes get frustrated because we can’t have a real conversation due to his snappy comebacks, but I much prefer than he make me laugh than be serious all the time.

    Tel Brian I am all for him parachuting into the wedding. That one had me rolling!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 11, 2011 | 11:15 pm

      haha, I sometimes just want to argue..

      Brian says Thanks for the permission to launch out of plane.

  16. Robin @ Farewell, Stranger
    August 12, 2011 | 12:30 am

    It’s not too late to back out of the wedding, you know… ;)

    Too funny. I think our husbands would get along!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 14, 2011 | 5:51 pm

      They so would!!
      Move closer.

  17. Paulette
    August 13, 2011 | 4:46 am

    Say What?! LOL! Love his sense of humor. Your life in part thanks to him is never dull and laughs must abound!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 14, 2011 | 5:48 pm

      He’s fantastic.. however, arguing is difficult because he makes me laugh when I want to be mad.

  18. Karen @ Time Crafted
    August 13, 2011 | 9:23 pm

    Too fun! I think I rather like the idea of parachuting in…talk about an entrance! lol :>

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 14, 2011 | 5:48 pm

      that would be hilarious!!
      he says his butt “puckers” when he’s too high up! LOL

  19. Bruna
    August 14, 2011 | 7:25 pm

    Hilarious. Sounds like your husband is quite the funny man. A sense of humour in a man is a good thing, most of the time!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 14, 2011 | 9:00 pm

      I so agree!! Hope you had a great weekend away!

    • multitaskingmumma
      August 16, 2011 | 4:12 pm

      I liked babysitting your blog!
      Hope you had a good time away

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