What kind of host would I be if I didn’t link up to my own Meme?
So today I bring you words of wisdom from my hubs.
A man who regularly confuses me with his words.
He’s full of intelligent pieces of insight.
Just ask him.
When I told him I don’t understand how his bladder is so small – “It has to be small hun, it’s small to make room for my huge heart.”
When I asked him what song we should use as our wedding song – “Meat loaf, I would do anything for love, isn’t it obvious? Or I feel like makin’ love, that’ll set the mood!”
When I was recovering from gallbladder surgery – “Hun, just like a doctor, I’m PRACTICING medicine.”
While discussing financial matters – “You might think I’m a stupid girl but I’m a smart intelligent lady.”
Disrupting beautiful silence while driving – “I love Scottish people.”
After catching him gawking – “I’ve got two eyes hun, a right one and a left. The right one is a wanderer, I can’t control him.”
When I asked him about wedding ideas – “I think I want to be married on a horse and donkey. I don’t mean to be rude, but maybe a horse and cow. Just sayin’, you’re a provider of milk – and I don’t feel qualified to ride a horse. Or I’ll just parachute in.”