Are You Reading?

I want to feel like the words I type here bring forth change.

Like I am making a tiny bit of difference.

I want to feel like I’m heard.

But I feel like I’m not heard.

Like I have never written a word, pushed publish, or tweeted out a status update.

If anyone had been reading my carefully placed words. on my beautifully designed blog, then I would not be stuck in traffic every night of the week.

Construction workers would only be working from 11:00am-3:00pm and 7:00pm – 5:00am.

There would be NO slow drivers in the fast lane and I would not see selfish drivers passing transport trucks, on the inside, before the massive beasts had a chance to haul their HAWGS back over to the slow lane.

If my universally known blog had been poured over, while at a coffee shop, I wouldn’t have watched vehicles drive on the shoulder of the road in order to get further in line… just to wait longer… for construction.

Fresh young hooligans on their crotch rockets and motorcycles would not be zipping in front of me in a traffic jam.

Drivers would be paying attention to whether they had turned off their signal light three hours ago, or not.

If my award winning writing had been printed off and passed around the lunch table I would not have to remind the entire population of the world that driving like assholes is a punishable offence.

Punishment?

A throat punch.

Because my previous warnings about distracted driving, driving over the age of 90, driving on the curb, grass, ditch, sidewalk, and/or shoulder of the road, were not taken seriously take this brass knuckled gullet jab as the official ticket.

Ticket to pain!

I get very stabby when drivers do not follow my rules of the road.

I trust this reminder won’t have to be sent out again.

 

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38 Responses to Are You Reading?
  1. Galit Breen
    September 22, 2011 | 6:11 am

    Hee!

    Noted.

    🙂

    XO

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 7:15 pm

      :p

  2. Lindsay
    September 22, 2011 | 8:06 am

    LOL!
    I experienced this very moment this morning!!! Shoulder-driving, horn-honking, bumper-riding idiots with drivers licenses.
    I’m so glad I don’t have to experience the 401 in the morning… but Hwy 15 is JUST as bad hahaha

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 7:12 pm

      You’re right… Hwy 15 is pretty bad..
      Everyone should drive like us

  3. Jenn@Fox in the City
    September 22, 2011 | 8:31 am

    Commuting really brings out the most primal instincts in humans . . . bring us to our base level where we feel the need to fight for ourselves to hell with everyone else. Sigh.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 7:10 pm

      It seems that way doesn’t it.
      But not me.. Nope! I am always cautious and calm. haha

  4. Alison@Mama Wants This
    September 22, 2011 | 8:48 am

    May I print this out and hand it to all the asshole drivers I encounter daily?

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 6:09 pm

      I would be honoured

  5. Paulette
    September 22, 2011 | 10:40 am

    AMEN! Sister! I HATE crazy, bad, rude, slow, crazy, etc… drivers! It’s only triple and then some when my kids are in the car with me. Cars should come equipped w/a throat punch delivery system. 😉

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 6:08 pm

      OMG that would be awesome.
      I might get a little out of hand though

  6. Robin @ Farewell, Stranger
    September 22, 2011 | 12:02 pm

    Let’s start a campaign. Bloggers Against Bad Driving.

    At first I was worried that you actually don’t feel heard in terms of your other messages. But yeah, you’re heard. (Too bad I’m not a bad driver.)

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 6:07 pm

      I had to draw you in by feeling sorry for me,
      I needed a big audience for this Throat Punch

  7. katery
    September 22, 2011 | 1:03 pm

    well, plenty of us are reading and agree 100%! i hope this link works for you:
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150352513520469&set=a.487362205468.304258.607210468&type=1&theater

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:38 pm

      OMG that pic is AWESOME!!
      thanks for sharing!

      • katery
        September 23, 2011 | 6:30 pm

        no problemo, glad the link worked.

  8. Kimberly
    September 22, 2011 | 2:42 pm

    I do not want a ticket of pain…
    Nope.
    Love your face for making me laugh.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:35 pm

      I would not give you the ticket of pain.
      I would enlist you to be on my crew.
      My karate krew

  9. Mark
    September 22, 2011 | 2:47 pm

    I’m here! And I apologize. I’m not sure for what but suddenly, I feel really guilty.
    m.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:33 pm

      I would never be upset with you!
      I’m sure you drive perfectly, and I love your blog.
      You are safe.

  10. Missy | Literal Mom
    September 22, 2011 | 4:55 pm

    I can’t stand it when people drive badly either. I agree wholeheartedly with this throat punch!

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:32 pm

      Thank you!
      I like it when ppl agree with me.
      I, of course, think I’m right 100% of the time, so when someone agrees with me it helps my case.

  11. Rach (DonutsMama)
    September 22, 2011 | 7:47 pm

    LOL! I was going to say, “Of course I read and your words matter!” But since I’m not a bad driver, I know you weren’t talking to me. 😉

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:31 pm

      That was the purpose of the title.
      To pull in kind hearted people with the emotion.
      Then…
      BAM!!
      Throat Punch!

  12. Julie @ mamamash
    September 22, 2011 | 8:17 pm

    I’m sitting on the couch, so it wasn’t me.

    Besides, I’m from Texas. I’m automatically an awesome driver.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:30 pm

      If this is true then you are omitted.
      But I will have to google to see if its a fact.

      Because google is where the truth sits.

  13. Lady Estrogen
    September 22, 2011 | 8:22 pm

    I suggest we start a band and name it Fresh Young Hooligans.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:29 pm

      I told my co workers that you said this.
      They love you.

  14. Jessica
    September 23, 2011 | 12:23 am

    I hope for their sake that this post is noted. Something really bad will happen if you have to say this for a 3rd time.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:29 pm

      Jessica,
      I will drive to Reno and kick some serious bad driving ass.
      Fer reals.

  15. Kimberly
    September 23, 2011 | 2:02 am

    Can I hand this out to all asshole drivers? Ugh. Drives me crazy!

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:28 pm

      you may hand out a full bitch slap.
      There is also nothing wrong with a punch to the hood of their car.

  16. Sweaty
    September 23, 2011 | 5:55 am

    I think you’d make a great state trooper, or a police officer specializing in traffic offenses. Hee hee…

    Okay, point taken. I will not “drive on the shoulder of the road in order to get further in line” anymore. And if I do that, some mumma’s gonna throat punch me and it’s going to cause a lot of pain.

    There. You’ve made a difference already! 😉

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:27 pm

      OMG if you only knew what I really do for a living.
      BWAHAHAHA.

      Stay off the shoulder or else!
      BAM!

      • Sweaty
        September 23, 2011 | 8:41 pm

        Sheeeeet. You ARE a cop, aren’t ya? A parole officer?? Bounty hunter???

        Were YOU that officer who pulled me off the shoulder the other day, charge me on drug possessions, and put me in the county jail for 2 freakin’ nights?

        Shame on you!

        lol

        • multitaskingmumma
          September 25, 2011 | 1:21 pm

          I thought I recognized you!
          You look different with your clothes on.

  17. liz
    September 24, 2011 | 8:22 am

    with words like “hooligans” and “crotch rocket”, i’d imagine you’ll get some spectacular spam.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 25, 2011 | 1:19 pm

      OOOHHHH, I never thought of that!
      Good call

  18. Carri
    September 28, 2011 | 10:55 pm

    I hate asshole truck drivers. #ThatIsAll

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Are You Reading?

I want to feel like the words I type here bring forth change.

Like I am making a tiny bit of difference.

I want to feel like I’m heard.

But I feel like I’m not heard.

Like I have never written a word, pushed publish, or tweeted out a status update.

If anyone had been reading my carefully placed words. on my beautifully designed blog, then I would not be stuck in traffic every night of the week.

Construction workers would only be working from 11:00am-3:00pm and 7:00pm – 5:00am.

There would be NO slow drivers in the fast lane and I would not see selfish drivers passing transport trucks, on the inside, before the massive beasts had a chance to haul their HAWGS back over to the slow lane.

If my universally known blog had been poured over, while at a coffee shop, I wouldn’t have watched vehicles drive on the shoulder of the road in order to get further in line… just to wait longer… for construction.

Fresh young hooligans on their crotch rockets and motorcycles would not be zipping in front of me in a traffic jam.

Drivers would be paying attention to whether they had turned off their signal light three hours ago, or not.

If my award winning writing had been printed off and passed around the lunch table I would not have to remind the entire population of the world that driving like assholes is a punishable offence.

Punishment?

A throat punch.

Because my previous warnings about distracted driving, driving over the age of 90, driving on the curb, grass, ditch, sidewalk, and/or shoulder of the road, were not taken seriously take this brass knuckled gullet jab as the official ticket.

Ticket to pain!

I get very stabby when drivers do not follow my rules of the road.

I trust this reminder won’t have to be sent out again.

 

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38 Responses to Are You Reading?
  1. Galit Breen
    September 22, 2011 | 6:11 am

    Hee!

    Noted.

    🙂

    XO

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 7:15 pm

      :p

  2. Lindsay
    September 22, 2011 | 8:06 am

    LOL!
    I experienced this very moment this morning!!! Shoulder-driving, horn-honking, bumper-riding idiots with drivers licenses.
    I’m so glad I don’t have to experience the 401 in the morning… but Hwy 15 is JUST as bad hahaha

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 7:12 pm

      You’re right… Hwy 15 is pretty bad..
      Everyone should drive like us

  3. Jenn@Fox in the City
    September 22, 2011 | 8:31 am

    Commuting really brings out the most primal instincts in humans . . . bring us to our base level where we feel the need to fight for ourselves to hell with everyone else. Sigh.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 7:10 pm

      It seems that way doesn’t it.
      But not me.. Nope! I am always cautious and calm. haha

  4. Alison@Mama Wants This
    September 22, 2011 | 8:48 am

    May I print this out and hand it to all the asshole drivers I encounter daily?

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 6:09 pm

      I would be honoured

  5. Paulette
    September 22, 2011 | 10:40 am

    AMEN! Sister! I HATE crazy, bad, rude, slow, crazy, etc… drivers! It’s only triple and then some when my kids are in the car with me. Cars should come equipped w/a throat punch delivery system. 😉

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 6:08 pm

      OMG that would be awesome.
      I might get a little out of hand though

  6. Robin @ Farewell, Stranger
    September 22, 2011 | 12:02 pm

    Let’s start a campaign. Bloggers Against Bad Driving.

    At first I was worried that you actually don’t feel heard in terms of your other messages. But yeah, you’re heard. (Too bad I’m not a bad driver.)

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 6:07 pm

      I had to draw you in by feeling sorry for me,
      I needed a big audience for this Throat Punch

  7. katery
    September 22, 2011 | 1:03 pm

    well, plenty of us are reading and agree 100%! i hope this link works for you:
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150352513520469&set=a.487362205468.304258.607210468&type=1&theater

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:38 pm

      OMG that pic is AWESOME!!
      thanks for sharing!

      • katery
        September 23, 2011 | 6:30 pm

        no problemo, glad the link worked.

  8. Kimberly
    September 22, 2011 | 2:42 pm

    I do not want a ticket of pain…
    Nope.
    Love your face for making me laugh.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:35 pm

      I would not give you the ticket of pain.
      I would enlist you to be on my crew.
      My karate krew

  9. Mark
    September 22, 2011 | 2:47 pm

    I’m here! And I apologize. I’m not sure for what but suddenly, I feel really guilty.
    m.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:33 pm

      I would never be upset with you!
      I’m sure you drive perfectly, and I love your blog.
      You are safe.

  10. Missy | Literal Mom
    September 22, 2011 | 4:55 pm

    I can’t stand it when people drive badly either. I agree wholeheartedly with this throat punch!

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:32 pm

      Thank you!
      I like it when ppl agree with me.
      I, of course, think I’m right 100% of the time, so when someone agrees with me it helps my case.

  11. Rach (DonutsMama)
    September 22, 2011 | 7:47 pm

    LOL! I was going to say, “Of course I read and your words matter!” But since I’m not a bad driver, I know you weren’t talking to me. 😉

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:31 pm

      That was the purpose of the title.
      To pull in kind hearted people with the emotion.
      Then…
      BAM!!
      Throat Punch!

  12. Julie @ mamamash
    September 22, 2011 | 8:17 pm

    I’m sitting on the couch, so it wasn’t me.

    Besides, I’m from Texas. I’m automatically an awesome driver.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:30 pm

      If this is true then you are omitted.
      But I will have to google to see if its a fact.

      Because google is where the truth sits.

  13. Lady Estrogen
    September 22, 2011 | 8:22 pm

    I suggest we start a band and name it Fresh Young Hooligans.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:29 pm

      I told my co workers that you said this.
      They love you.

  14. Jessica
    September 23, 2011 | 12:23 am

    I hope for their sake that this post is noted. Something really bad will happen if you have to say this for a 3rd time.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:29 pm

      Jessica,
      I will drive to Reno and kick some serious bad driving ass.
      Fer reals.

  15. Kimberly
    September 23, 2011 | 2:02 am

    Can I hand this out to all asshole drivers? Ugh. Drives me crazy!

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:28 pm

      you may hand out a full bitch slap.
      There is also nothing wrong with a punch to the hood of their car.

  16. Sweaty
    September 23, 2011 | 5:55 am

    I think you’d make a great state trooper, or a police officer specializing in traffic offenses. Hee hee…

    Okay, point taken. I will not “drive on the shoulder of the road in order to get further in line” anymore. And if I do that, some mumma’s gonna throat punch me and it’s going to cause a lot of pain.

    There. You’ve made a difference already! 😉

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 23, 2011 | 5:27 pm

      OMG if you only knew what I really do for a living.
      BWAHAHAHA.

      Stay off the shoulder or else!
      BAM!

      • Sweaty
        September 23, 2011 | 8:41 pm

        Sheeeeet. You ARE a cop, aren’t ya? A parole officer?? Bounty hunter???

        Were YOU that officer who pulled me off the shoulder the other day, charge me on drug possessions, and put me in the county jail for 2 freakin’ nights?

        Shame on you!

        lol

        • multitaskingmumma
          September 25, 2011 | 1:21 pm

          I thought I recognized you!
          You look different with your clothes on.

  17. liz
    September 24, 2011 | 8:22 am

    with words like “hooligans” and “crotch rocket”, i’d imagine you’ll get some spectacular spam.

    • multitaskingmumma
      September 25, 2011 | 1:19 pm

      OOOHHHH, I never thought of that!
      Good call

  18. Carri
    September 28, 2011 | 10:55 pm

    I hate asshole truck drivers. #ThatIsAll

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