Looking for the Perfect “Fit”

I enjoy perusing Kijiji every so often.

That’s like Craig’s Lists for you yanks.

I can generally be found in the employment section with my head between general labour and hospitality.

It’s for work yo!

Anywhore….

Yesterday as I was slicing off a piece of job search heaven I came across an add that left me filled with all kinds of questions.

Questions that I could only ask my blogging friends.

1. They mean “open-minded” as in, “accepting people from all cultures and religions” right?

2. Do you think that by “attractive” they mean “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”, and should I apply?

3. Why is the word “fit” in quotations? What are they fill-….oh.

4. How come I didn’t move my mouse before I took the picture?

5. Do you think I can whip through a Smart Serve course before Christmas?

 

iPhone Photo Phun

 

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36 Responses to Looking for the Perfect “Fit”
  1. Alison@Mama Wants This
    December 14, 2011 | 4:07 am

    They should really be more careful with their price range because it looks like $4 to $500. Or is it deliberate based on level of attractiveness and ‘fit’?

  2. Galit Breen
    December 14, 2011 | 8:14 am

    Hee! Oh my, love!

  3. Mark
    December 14, 2011 | 8:23 am

    My Ad! Can you believe I only got three calls so far?
    m.

  4. janie
    December 14, 2011 | 8:36 am

    LOL! So much hidden meaning between those quotation marks.

  5. Betsy
    December 14, 2011 | 8:50 am

    Have you applied? I totally would just to get more details!

  6. Amber
    December 14, 2011 | 9:46 am

    One thing comes to mind after reading that. They are looking for Strippers that know strip while serving because they don’t want an ounce of booze to fall on the ground. 🙂

  7. Julie
    December 14, 2011 | 10:16 am

    Oh hell no.

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 2:04 pm

      Wanna apply with me?

  8. Amanda Austin
    December 14, 2011 | 10:58 am

    GAH, ain’t nothing better than classified ads, am I right? I’m not sure you want to “fit” into this role 😉

  9. Elena
    December 14, 2011 | 11:12 am

    Totally apply. I love #4 b/c I thought the same thing when I was reading it & loved that you called your screen shot skills out. 😉

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 2:04 pm

      How embarrassing
      I’m so lazy

  10. imperfectmomma
    December 14, 2011 | 12:37 pm

    Haha! You are freaking awesome

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 2:03 pm

      As are YOU!

  11. Leigh Ann
    December 14, 2011 | 3:58 pm

    Why didn’t you include the number or email address???? I need some seasonal “work.”

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 2:03 pm

      LOL… I’ll email them to you! lol

  12. Greta @gfunkified
    December 14, 2011 | 5:56 pm

    Hahaha, #4. I totally thought that was my mouse. Also, I think you should apply. It’s work, yo.

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 2:03 pm

      That’s what I’m thinkin’
      Nothing wrong with a little weekend work!

  13. Kristin @ Peace, Love and Muesli
    December 14, 2011 | 8:42 pm

    Both fascinating and creepy at the same time.

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 2:02 pm

      creepy indeed!

  14. Rach (DonutsMama)
    December 14, 2011 | 10:44 pm

    I thought that was my mouse arrow and I kept trying to move it, lol! You never know what you’re going to find on those sites…

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 2:01 pm

      That silly mouse! I should have moved it

  15. Bits of Bee
    December 14, 2011 | 11:27 pm

    I wonder what the interview process would be for this one? Please apply, if for no other reason than a Part II post!

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 1:57 pm

      I never thought of that.
      I should have LOL

  16. Carri
    December 14, 2011 | 11:51 pm

    “Anywhore”? OMG. Loves.

  17. Sweaty
    December 15, 2011 | 5:58 am

    O… M… G…

    Seriously?!? Ugh. That bit about ‘right fit’ made me want to barf.

    And shame on you Leighann, for enjoying this as much as I do! LOL 😀

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 1:56 pm

      hehehehe.
      We are kindred souls

  18. Nic
    December 15, 2011 | 6:45 am

    Too funny! I want to say I’m shocked you found this local but can’t as I’ve seen similar ads! Nasty people!

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 1:55 pm

      yah… we know some

  19. Kimberly
    December 15, 2011 | 9:48 am

    What the?
    There was one ad that asked something like this
    “Asian man. Barely speaks english. Looking for a female companion to read books with.”
    OK if you can barely speak english you’re telling me you can read a book.
    And really, you want to read a book?

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 1:30 pm

      he means “lay on books with”
      Perv.

  20. Kir
    December 15, 2011 | 4:56 pm

    I’m more disgusted by “open minded”….or maybe they should just say “will u sleep with my guests??”

    And if so I’m gonna need $5000 not $500 😉

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 12:43 pm

      hahahah!
      That would be the best!
      “hey, I’m throwing a party and need servers who are skanky and will sleep with my guests!”

  21. JamieAnne
    December 15, 2011 | 10:40 pm

    Zomg!

    That is so wrong and yet so funny!

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 11:39 am

      You never know where you might find your next dream job.

  22. JamieAnne
    December 15, 2011 | 10:42 pm

    BTW…Anywhore….PRICELESS

    • multitaskingmumma
      December 18, 2011 | 11:38 am

      Thanks!
      I like to use it at work.

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