Whilst out shopping with my family I began to notice a trend among the mannequins.
No, not that they were all a size 2 with double D breasts and should have back problems and arthritic knees.
I noticed how badly they needed a sweater.
Or band aids.
“Rock hard abs, just like me! Right hun?”
“Look at the headlights on that thing! It must be FREEZING in here, eh?”
“What size do you think those things are? The boobs not the nipples!”
“How many crunches do you think she does a day? Do you think she eats a low carb diet?”
“They almost looks real.”
“Wonder if they sell the mannequin.”
“OW! I was kidding!”
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See you there!
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