Something in WHERE?

Now that our daughter is putting sentences together we’re getting a bigger glimpse of her personality. She’s holding conversations with us, engaging in ways we’ve never seen before, and telling us little stories.

Sometimes I have no idea what she’s saying but I play along.

I do the same with her father.

But then there are times that I fully believe I know what she’s communicating.

And that’s when my head starts to detach and spin around the room.

“Mommy! I need somefing!”

“What do you need?”

“I need somefing in the kitchen!”

“Honey what do you need?”

“Mommy somefing in gina!”

I SAY’S PARDON! HOLY SWEET HELL WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? DID SHE PUT SOMETHING IN HER VAGINA? DID SHE SIT ON SOMETHING? DO I NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL? WE ARE NEVER PLAYING WITH CRAYONS AGAIN! I SWEAR TO BABY JESUS!

“Honey what did you just say?”

“Somefing in the kitchen with Gina!”

“Oh! SomeONE in the kitchen with DINA!!!!”

“ya.”

Ya… Dina.

NOT Vagina.

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21 Responses to Something in WHERE?
  1. Alison@Mama Wants This
    June 1, 2012 | 8:27 am

    I would totally think vagina too. Heh.

  2. Kimberly
    June 1, 2012 | 10:01 am

    I am so glad that you posted this…ahahah!!!

    • multitaskingmumma
      June 3, 2012 | 4:54 pm

      Thanks for you help… two crazier guiding each other through life.

  3. katery
    June 1, 2012 | 10:02 am

    lol, that is too funny i probably would have thought vagina too, except we use the word wewere and i’ve never heard her say it yet. sometimes i can decipher what she says but many times i just have to smile and nod because i have no clue.

    • multitaskingmumma
      June 3, 2012 | 4:53 pm

      We use the terminology here and she has said vagina but not penis yet. I’m waiting for the day she says that one.. in public.

  4. Paulette
    June 1, 2012 | 1:50 pm

    Love it! I have totally misunderstood my kids at one time or another and nearly died cause I was sure they were saying words they never ever need to say. Cause like they’re never gonna need to know what a vagina is or anything, right? Not til somewhere around 40 and I am too old to care, right? LOL I so totally needed this laugh.

    • Paulette
      June 1, 2012 | 1:52 pm

      Um HellO, I mean when they are 40 not me. Good gracious not when I am 40. LOL

    • multitaskingmumma
      June 3, 2012 | 4:51 pm

      What am I going to do when she is a teenager and asks to have a boyfriend over? OH LAWD!!!

  5. anonymousmomma
    June 1, 2012 | 3:39 pm

    Oh my word! I would have so thought the same thing. So funny! Thanks for posting this

  6. Kimberly
    June 1, 2012 | 4:16 pm

    Ha! I probably would have thought the same thing!

  7. Life As Wife
    June 1, 2012 | 5:56 pm

    Hahah damn those kid’s songs! Making you confuse Diana with Vagina…

    • multitaskingmumma
      June 3, 2012 | 4:36 pm

      I think I’m going to worry about her body parts for the rest of my life

  8. Mom
    June 1, 2012 | 6:06 pm

    That is too funny! Thanks for my chuckle of the day.

  9. Suzanna Kellye
    June 1, 2012 | 6:57 pm

    Hilarious! I’m going through the same thing with our 3yo right now. Although I wonder where he comes up with half of what he says.

    • multitaskingmumma
      June 3, 2012 | 4:31 pm

      I wonder too! I have no idea how she remembers half of the stuff!

  10. Nikky44
    June 3, 2012 | 8:04 am

    I love this girl!!

    • multitaskingmumma
      June 3, 2012 | 4:26 pm

      Me too! She’s hilarious!

  11. Amber
    June 3, 2012 | 11:35 am

    Oh that was great. Children…Love it..Glad there were no crayons in the wrong place.

    • multitaskingmumma
      June 3, 2012 | 4:25 pm

      Me too! Oh the relieve!

  12. Jessica
    June 3, 2012 | 4:36 pm

    Ha! These kids need to come with translators so we don’t freak out.

    And, when I think my kid is saying asshole. She really is.

  13. Galit Breen
    June 4, 2012 | 6:48 am

    Hee! Totally – not vagina! 🙂

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