Lesson For Husbands

Me: Let’s go to the mall.

B: If we go to the mall I’m getting a new sweater.

Me: No, you have enough clothes. If anyone needs new clothes it’s me because mine are shrinking and I have no idea how this keeps happening. My clothes fit fine before, our washing machine must be broken.

B: Where are your other clothes?  You know… from before.

Me: From before when….

B: Before when you needed the bigger shirts?

Me: When did I need the bigger shirts dear?

B: You know?

Me: Nope.

B: Where did all of your other clothes go?

Me: Really?

Toddler: Where are we?

B: In hell.

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13 Responses to Lesson For Husbands
  1. Alison
    October 3, 2012 | 5:00 am

    It’s okay, he’s new (husband). Give him a couple more months. 🙂

  2. Sarcasm Goddess
    October 3, 2012 | 10:14 am

    Hahaha! Men are stupid but this seriously made me laugh out loud, especially the “in hell” comment.

  3. Kimberly
    October 3, 2012 | 12:05 pm

    OH I love you guys.
    Let’s play sometime soon xoo

  4. Erin G @ebum1101
    October 3, 2012 | 1:48 pm

    Hahaha! This made me laugh out loud!

  5. Jenn@Fox in the City
    October 3, 2012 | 1:52 pm

    Tee hee!! Silly, silly man!

  6. Laverne
    October 4, 2012 | 5:24 am

    They just walk into it don’t they! Poor guys. Unless we are constantly buying clothes then when we say we need new clothes never bring up size. I love how even when the hole is dug, and they are standing right in front of it, they decide to jump right in and keep digging. What would they do without us?!

  7. Lady Estrogen
    October 4, 2012 | 8:56 am

    They just don’t get it – and they never will.
    You make me laugh trying to get him to say it – he’s not “too” dumb as he remained quiet. Haha

  8. katery
    October 4, 2012 | 7:56 pm

    funny you should say that, i recently busted out my “other” clothes as well… sigh.

  9. Kimberly
    October 4, 2012 | 11:16 pm

    Why are men so dumb? They never get it either.

  10. Greta @gfunkified
    October 7, 2012 | 9:55 pm

    Oh, girl, you’ve got some teaching to do!

  11. Jessica
    October 8, 2012 | 11:28 am

    He needs to learn the correct answer to let’s go shopping is yes, dear and not to say anything else.

  12. Robin | Farewell, Stranger
    October 9, 2012 | 2:47 pm

    Is it too late to get an annulment? 😉

  13. Leigh Ann
    October 23, 2012 | 5:14 pm

    Oh my God girl, this is hilarious. Poor B. Men are so clueless.

    I LOVE your facial expressions. Much needed laugh today.

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