Recipe for Disaster

Take one wound up two-year old

Add in bright lights, too much screaming, and Chuck ‘E Cheese tickets.

Throw in a pinch of exhaustion from a missed nap.

Slide down three bites of over-priced pizza.

And make every game toddler friendly.

Then, mix all of the ingredients together and you will get…

Toddler inside a machine.

 

“But how did she get there?”

“Where were the parents when it happened?”

“Well certainly her mother wasn’t watching her! She must have been smoking cigarello’s and hooking in the parking lot while her husband drank from his 2-4 in the trunk! There’s no way a toddler would ever do that if they were being watched properly and been taught how to act appropriately. Unbelievable.”

That’s my toddler.

She runs like lighting.

Oh, and I was right there.

Yelling, flailing, and chasing her.

I ran all the way up that ramp (which is pretty long and takes stealth), tripped on the terrain, caught my shirt on a wayward screw, and might have shown side boob to DJ the waiter.

It was my sausage arms that kept me from yanking her from her glass cage.

I needed someone with tiny bird arms that would reach.

Someone whose arms were like twigs.

Arms I could break like a chicken wing.

So I called Brian.

 

 

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19 Responses to Recipe for Disaster
  1. Alison
    October 15, 2012 | 6:37 am

    Oh my. You have a crazy few years ahead of you, eh?

    • multitaskingmumma
      October 19, 2012 | 9:57 pm

      I think so.. I’m nervous.

  2. Cathy Adams
    October 15, 2012 | 7:27 am

    Oh no, she IS her father’s daughter. lol

  3. teresa
    October 15, 2012 | 8:32 am

    Omg. I have never been to one of those places, but now that it sounds a lot like like hell, i may never go.

    • multitaskingmumma
      October 19, 2012 | 9:57 pm

      Don’t.. please.
      Stay away from them and the pizza that cost me $40 for a medium

  4. katery
    October 15, 2012 | 11:43 am

    holy.crap. and lol to the bird arms comment!

  5. Smldada
    October 15, 2012 | 11:46 am

    Lmao. They do run fast, don’t they?

  6. TT
    October 15, 2012 | 1:29 pm

    Thanks for making me laugh out loud, I love you.

  7. Robin | Farewell Stranger
    October 15, 2012 | 1:57 pm

    Ha! Priceless.

  8. jordan
    October 15, 2012 | 2:15 pm

    LOL, Thank you for my afternoon laugh!!

  9. Kristen
    October 15, 2012 | 10:54 pm

    HILARIOUS!!!
    And what did we learn here…..maybe two is a little too young for chucky cheese!!!! 🙂 lol

    • multitaskingmumma
      October 19, 2012 | 9:54 pm

      We learned that next time we go we’re taking AUNTIE KRISTEN!

  10. Lori
    October 16, 2012 | 6:46 pm

    Thank you for sharing!! You made my day! I had three kids 16 months apart. I spent a lot of time chasing them through these places. Your last line KILLED me! God bless you…..and Brian’s skinny limbs!

    • multitaskingmumma
      October 19, 2012 | 9:54 pm

      You. Are. A. Saint.

  11. Sarcasm Goddess
    October 16, 2012 | 10:42 pm

    OMG. No way! That is too funny. Which I’m sure was exactly what you were thinking when it happened. Seriously, though. So freaking funny. That just made my whole day.

    • multitaskingmumma
      October 19, 2012 | 9:53 pm

      Next time this happens I will call you.
      I give her approx. one week before she’s stuffed herself into a pinball machine

  12. Heather
    October 19, 2012 | 2:37 pm

    Omg, I’m annoying my husband because I can’t stop laughing. This was soooo funny!.

    • multitaskingmumma
      October 19, 2012 | 9:44 pm

      Thank you Heather! So flattered that you found and are reading!
      She’s a handful.. no more Chuck E Cheese until she’s too big to fit in the machines.

  13. Leigh Ann
    October 23, 2012 | 5:18 pm

    Smoking cigarillos and hooking! That’s so you.

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