Shopping with Children

We’ve all been there… in the aisles of the Walmart.


Staring our child down, threatening them inside our heads because the things we want to say we can’t in public.

And then they notice the twitch and they know they’ve got us.

So they do a little dance in the frozen food section, a back hand spring off of the shopping cart, or they sing at the top of their lungs while we wait in line for a prescription we have to have.

They do it to watch us sweat.

I know.

They’ve got our number and dial it first sign of weakness.

Work in a team friends!

And keep this chart handy before you let your guard down the next time.

shopping with kids


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3 Responses to Shopping with Children
  1. Rach (DonutsMama)
    June 5, 2013 | 4:16 pm

    So true. I haven’t resorted to ponies yet though. We’re still bribing with those gummy fruit pouches!

  2. Sarcasm Goddess
    June 6, 2013 | 11:20 am

    Back handspring off the shopping cart? That sounds impressive. Definitely worth a pony.

  3. Kimberly
    June 7, 2013 | 8:49 am

    Chocolate bar will get you every time and will give you the shits.
    I hate WalMart. Brings the best in people.

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