Ten Reason’s Mom’s are Ninja’s

I’ve realized a few things since being a mom. I’m actually a lot more than that…

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1. We wear black a lot of the time and tell people it’s slimming

2. We “have eyes in the back of our head” and ears around corners.

3. We have reflexes like a cat and can prevent spills, drops, and drips.

4. Watch out for our side eye, snake eye, battle face, snaggle tooth, brittle bite, mama bear battle.

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5. Have you ever seen a mother follow you while you were on a secret mission? Right… invisible!

6. We can be ready to go in under 5 minutes and can clean our house in under 10.

7. We know where EVERYTHING is.

8. If it’s missing, we probably took it.

9. Our silence? Deadly.

10. Our kisses? Can heal the biggest of problems, scrapes, cuts, breaks, heartaches, pouts, misunderstandings, and bang ups.

S and Mommy

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