Ohhh, the things I say in a week.. looking back I really shake my head.
“Please stop kicking my vagina.”
“No, we do not put blankets over the cat’s face.”
“I’ve asked you before not to lick the garbage can.”
“Oral hygiene is great but you do not need to brush your teeth four times a day.”
“Get my bra off your head.”
“Why are you naked right now?”
“No jumping over the cat.”
“Please eat off of your own plate.”
“No, humans do not drink blood, your friend is fibbing.”
“Mommy does not disclose how much she weighs.”
“Yes, you’re a robot, now please bring your robot self over and finish your dinner.”
“Who peed all over the floor in here?”
What have you said this week that makes you shake YOUR head?