These Pants are Supposed to be Tight

My friend Kim honoured me with a Liebster award.

*takes bow, nods at crowd

In order to accept I had to answer some questions…

I know you all love learning more about me

Yes you do.

Yes, you do.

1. Are you that guy in your neighborhood who feeds the wildlife?

If by wildlife you mean Brian then no. I don’t cook dinner very often because I’m not good at it. I prefer to wait until he comes home and finds something edible in the back of the fridge to throw on the stove.

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2. Where do you write? (10 bonus points if you admit that one of those places is the bathroom. Don’t lie. We all do it.)

I write everywhere. I have an app on my phone so that I can spew out my thoughts whenever I need to, and boy do I need to do it a lot (hello crazy).

3. My New Year’s Resolution was “More thongs, less yoga pants”. What was yours and are you sticking to it?

I can’t remember, I think mine was to get healthier.

That should tell you if I’ve stuck to it or not.

Don’t be rude. I’ve lost 8 lbs.

I also had the flu.

4. Lucky Charms for breakfast or are you one of those “I like my heart” kind of people?

I eat cereal at night, not in the morning. Which is probably why I’ve had a problem losing weight.

Why do we keep talking about my weight?

My pants are supposed to be this tight.

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5. What are your thoughts on global warming? Kidding. Do you like pizza? Some people don’t like pizza and those people cannot be trusted.

You know who doesn’t like pizza? My best friend Nicole. She hates it. I think she had a traumatic fall when she was a baby because who doesn’t like pizza? It’s sole purpose is to hold all of the major food groups and then have a party in your mouth.

me and nicole

6. What is your favourite colour and have you used that colour (or a variation of it) to paint your walls?

Is this a trap?

Are you making fun of me like they did in grade 7 because I love purple?

I’m not answering.

7. What do you look forward to in the spring?

No more snow.

Sweet Jebus that was a lot of snow.


8. Is there a piece of jewelry that you wear every day? Is there any significance to it?

Come on, Shelly!

My wedding rings.

Hello… I’m a married woman.

‘Cause my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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9. Cold pillow or warm pillow and are you a pillow flipper in the middle of the night?

I’ll thank you to stay out of my bedroom.


10. Favourite picture of you and why?


This was before I got sick. I was fit, enjoyed the outdoors, was happy all of the time and outgoing (I thought), and loved life (probably because I was manic). I felt like I was on top of the world.


Hope you enjoyed…

Now it’s YOUR turn.

Tell me, do YOU write in weird places? What is YOUR favourite colour?


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One Response to These Pants are Supposed to be Tight
  1. Kimberly
    April 9, 2014 | 6:11 am

    We have to hang out in real life again. Look at you two nutter butters. We can hang out with the protesters at the end of your street. I’ll bring the paint cans.
    Nicole dislikes pizza….I cannot look at her in the same way again.
    Party in the mouth?
    That’s what she said.

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