I was all ready to write you a little diddy and get back in the saddle.
I had a list of prompts that were going to help me on my way, my cat was by my side, and things were rollin’ down the river.
Well… now I can’t remember the password to my email.
I have guessed it so many times that I’m kicked out.
And my asshole cat is asleep and useless to me.
Delivering gold is hard, yo.
But I have missed you.
I thought about all of you over the holidays, while I was colouring.
In my adult colouring books.
And now I’m pretty sure my hand needs to be amputated because I’ve been colouring so much it’s numb and I could stick an entire pencil crayon into my wrist and not feel it.
But not the purple one.
That’s my fav.
So, as I do not do resolutions I will not resolve to write more, or spend more time in this space, but what I will say is that I prefer the pain of carpal tunnel to the pain of colouring so there really is a benefit to being here.
Oh, and you guys.
You’ve always been the cherry on top.
Also, I do not have to hide you guys from my five-year old like I do my pencil crayons.
But if I did, I know you would hide well.