But I Didn’t Mean to Snap Chap my Physical

I thought I was being proactive. I would make my daughters orthodontist appointment and my physical on the same day.

I know what you’re all thinking.

What?

The doctor is going to do an internal.

The doctor is going to use a speculum.

The doctor will look in your vagina!

I’m aware.

But guess what?

My daughter has one too.

And, in my head, she would come in, sit down, get lost in my phone, and we would proceed. Should she have any questions we would discuss as we usually did.

Besides, I would be covered with a sheet.

So, as I predicted, my daughter got lost in my phone, asked a few questions, and then my physical was complete.

I was a genius.

I patted myself on the back for my multitasking awesomeness and skipped my way to the car.

Until my phone started going off.

Text message after text message from friends telling me how hilarious my daughter was on Snap Chat.

What?

My daughter didn’t have Snap Chat.

But then a clearer text came through forwarding me to the app to check what my daughter had posted during my physical.

During. My. Physical.

While she was playing with my phone.

I checked Snap Chap with a speed that would match a teenagers.

And there, for all my friends to see, was my daughters face reacting to my conversation with my Dr.

ack

About my menstrual cycle.

My discussion with my family doctor about the flow, the days, the ins and the outs.

In full detail.

Ah, life.

Teaching me a lesson, one swab at a time.

 

 

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  1. Leigh Ann
    October 16, 2016 | 5:22 pm

    AWKWARD!

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But I Didn’t Mean to Snap Chap my Physical

I thought I was being proactive. I would make my daughters orthodontist appointment and my physical on the same day.

I know what you’re all thinking.

What?

The doctor is going to do an internal.

The doctor is going to use a speculum.

The doctor will look in your vagina!

I’m aware.

But guess what?

My daughter has one too.

And, in my head, she would come in, sit down, get lost in my phone, and we would proceed. Should she have any questions we would discuss as we usually did.

Besides, I would be covered with a sheet.

So, as I predicted, my daughter got lost in my phone, asked a few questions, and then my physical was complete.

I was a genius.

I patted myself on the back for my multitasking awesomeness and skipped my way to the car.

Until my phone started going off.

Text message after text message from friends telling me how hilarious my daughter was on Snap Chat.

What?

My daughter didn’t have Snap Chat.

But then a clearer text came through forwarding me to the app to check what my daughter had posted during my physical.

During. My. Physical.

While she was playing with my phone.

I checked Snap Chap with a speed that would match a teenagers.

And there, for all my friends to see, was my daughters face reacting to my conversation with my Dr.

ack

About my menstrual cycle.

My discussion with my family doctor about the flow, the days, the ins and the outs.

In full detail.

Ah, life.

Teaching me a lesson, one swab at a time.

 

 

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One Response to But I Didn’t Mean to Snap Chap my Physical
  1. Leigh Ann
    October 16, 2016 | 5:22 pm

    AWKWARD!

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