Category Archives: Humour

His Name Is Mr. Super – But Don’t Ask Him About His Powers

My daughter and I have a routine each night before she goes to sleep. I lay with her and she tells me the good things about her day. And then the not so good things about her day. Sometimes the not so great things outweigh the good, but we always find a way to put…

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Spring Cleaning with Netflix

I can smell it. Spring. And cat litter; but if I open the windows the cat litter smells like spring too. With spring comes organization, cleaning, and tidying up our spaces. Getting things spik and span. Why should our Netflix accounts be any different? Throughout the year our lists become jumbled with suggestions based on…

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Cheater Cheater Netflix Watcher!

I dimmed the lights and hushed the butterflies in my stomach. I knew what I was doing was wrong but the rush sweeping me off my feet was worth it. I rapidly set the mood with the hopes of not disturbing the perfect atmosphere, grabbed a light snack and drink, then went to get into…

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Bring on the Jolly!

Christmas is three days away. I says pardon? Did you say three? Seriously, my pay check needs to sort it self out around this time of year and get on track with when the Baby Jesus makes his arrival because my lack of funds is putting a cramp in gift buying. There are also two…

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Yes My House Does Look Like This – No I Don’t Care!

Recently, while in the midst of kitchen renovations, bathroom renovations, ceiling renovations (why didn’t we burn the house down?) a friend of my husbands came over. Note: I was not home… Lawd a Mercy he is lucky. It was the picture of perfection. Four laundry baskets in my living room, a barbie bathing pool in…

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But I Didn’t Mean to Snap Chap my Physical

I thought I was being proactive. I would make my daughters orthodontist appointment and my physical on the same day. I know what you’re all thinking. What? The doctor is going to do an internal. The doctor is going to use a speculum. The doctor will look in your vagina! I’m aware. But guess what?…

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The Sun will Rise Without my Salute

Awhile ago I joined the gym.  Then, due to high momentum, motivation, and the high possibility of being drunk I went to a yoga class with a friend at her gym.  My friend, Jordan, is kick ass when it comes to working out.  She was my inspiration for starting.  And when I walked into the gym…

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The Asshole Escaped Again and I’m Pretty Sure I’m Deaf

I bet you can’t even imagine what I’m up to. The thrilling life I’m living. Waking up at 6am, showering, getting ready for work, downing a cup of coffee and singing in my loveliest voice for my child to wake up and join me. She likes that. Why do I even shower? I swear I…

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Turning Down Food for the Gym… Am I Drunk?

So I went to the gym today. I pumped myself up (no pun intended… or was it?) all weekend and set a goal for myself to start. And you know what? I stuck to it. I even turned down a lunch invitation in order to fulfill my goal. And I love lunch. I live for…

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Category Archives: Humour

His Name Is Mr. Super – But Don’t Ask Him About His Powers

My daughter and I have a routine each night before she goes to sleep. I lay with her and she tells me the good things about her day. And then the not so good things about her day. Sometimes the not so great things outweigh the good, but we always find a way to put…

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Spring Cleaning with Netflix

I can smell it. Spring. And cat litter; but if I open the windows the cat litter smells like spring too. With spring comes organization, cleaning, and tidying up our spaces. Getting things spik and span. Why should our Netflix accounts be any different? Throughout the year our lists become jumbled with suggestions based on…

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Cheater Cheater Netflix Watcher!

I dimmed the lights and hushed the butterflies in my stomach. I knew what I was doing was wrong but the rush sweeping me off my feet was worth it. I rapidly set the mood with the hopes of not disturbing the perfect atmosphere, grabbed a light snack and drink, then went to get into…

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Bring on the Jolly!

Christmas is three days away. I says pardon? Did you say three? Seriously, my pay check needs to sort it self out around this time of year and get on track with when the Baby Jesus makes his arrival because my lack of funds is putting a cramp in gift buying. There are also two…

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Yes My House Does Look Like This – No I Don’t Care!

Recently, while in the midst of kitchen renovations, bathroom renovations, ceiling renovations (why didn’t we burn the house down?) a friend of my husbands came over. Note: I was not home… Lawd a Mercy he is lucky. It was the picture of perfection. Four laundry baskets in my living room, a barbie bathing pool in…

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But I Didn’t Mean to Snap Chap my Physical

I thought I was being proactive. I would make my daughters orthodontist appointment and my physical on the same day. I know what you’re all thinking. What? The doctor is going to do an internal. The doctor is going to use a speculum. The doctor will look in your vagina! I’m aware. But guess what?…

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The Sun will Rise Without my Salute

Awhile ago I joined the gym.  Then, due to high momentum, motivation, and the high possibility of being drunk I went to a yoga class with a friend at her gym.  My friend, Jordan, is kick ass when it comes to working out.  She was my inspiration for starting.  And when I walked into the gym…

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The Asshole Escaped Again and I’m Pretty Sure I’m Deaf

I bet you can’t even imagine what I’m up to. The thrilling life I’m living. Waking up at 6am, showering, getting ready for work, downing a cup of coffee and singing in my loveliest voice for my child to wake up and join me. She likes that. Why do I even shower? I swear I…

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Turning Down Food for the Gym… Am I Drunk?

So I went to the gym today. I pumped myself up (no pun intended… or was it?) all weekend and set a goal for myself to start. And you know what? I stuck to it. I even turned down a lunch invitation in order to fulfill my goal. And I love lunch. I live for…

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