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Cool as a Muther Heffin’ Cucumber

This weekend I took our daughter swimming with a friend. Nothing too spectacular; her mother in a bathing suit; all the children of the world in one body of water; someone named Alynna having a birthday party; water up my nose and in my face. But we had fun and made it out unscathed. I…

The Magic of Easterchristmas

The Easter Bunny has come, and left our daughter to collect everything around our living room beyond Easter Sunday and colourful chocolates. She’s now pocketing small change and video games that have been left out. This year she had to be reminded that it was Easter and there was a bunny who brought eggs and…

Bunnies, Jesus, and Food Poisoning

Easter weekend. Four days off from work with nothing to do but spend time with my family and eat. Bunnies and Jesus. Neither one having anything to do with the other and a toddler to explain it to. I took an extra day off just to recover from it. Turns out that’s not why I’ll…

Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You

When we began packing for the hospital, in anticipation if our daughters arrival, we had things like a birth plan, cord blood registration, music, a new outfit for our daughter (and me) to come home in, and people to call all organized. It was a perfectly laid plan That didn’t go at all the way…

Toddlerisms

My girl is almost three. She is a combination of silliness and sophistication that hasn’t quite found its way, making her into the perfect comedy. I have a bite mark on the inside of my cheek from holding back laughter when she presents her serious scoldings, lengthy stories, and little talks. She’s growing, and I don’t…

This Chick Right Here

I remember rocking my sweet baby after she had just barfed all over me (for the fourth time) and thinking about her toddler years; imagining long nights of slumber, days filled with fun, my sweet girl on my lap reading with me. But this chick right here? Isn’t following my toddler vision. Apparently when you’re…

Sleep: The Difference between Men & Women

Husband: Feeds child a wholesome meal of macaroni and cheese, plays Little People and puzzles, and destroys house while playing pirates. Exhausted from playing he falls asleep at 8:30 pm. Sleep comes easily. And he sleeps all night… soundly. He wakes at 6:45am, to the sounds of his loving wife gently pressing her hand to…

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Excitement Leads to Pee

From the moment we started potty training we used Thomas the Train as the goal to reach. Remember, if you go pee on the potty and wear “big girl underwear” you can ride on Thomas! Thomas thinks you’re doing great, he can’t wait to meet you. There is NO pooping on Thomas’ seats! No more…

Real Valentintes

Happy Valentines Day. I’m feeling the love in my house with some sweet valentines that truly express how my husband feels about me.       Pin It Related Posts:The Young Lovers VS The Married Couple40 YearsToddlerisms

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