Tag Archive: Throat Punch Thursday

Throat Punch Thursday – it’s back!

It’s been a long time since I delivered a throat punch. A round house kick to the adam’s apple. A triple sow cow, back flip, cart wheel, give it my all to the larynx. But then I had a chat with my friend Deborah from the Truth About Motherhood and we decided that it was…

WTF Wednesday – Formerly Throat Punch Thursday

Remember Throat Punch Thursday? Me too. I miss delivering a little jab to the jugular. A high kick to the kisser. A karate chop to the middrift chunk. Especially when someone deserved it. But I don’t post on Thursday’s anymore. How selfish. So I’m freakin’ your freak and changin’ up my groove thing with a…

Are You Reading?

I want to feel like the words I type here bring forth change. Like I am making a tiny bit of difference. I want to feel like I’m heard. But I feel like I’m not heard. Like I have never written a word, pushed publish, or tweeted out a status update. If anyone had been…

I Won a Trip… didn’t I?

I won a trip! SHUT UP!! I know right? High five, triple sow cow, round house, cart wheel, slap your face dismount! A freakin’ trip. Oh… well, I thought I did. And then the sloot of a Customer Service Rep from the Discount Travel Company that will remain nameless because they are Discount and people…

You Want More?

My purse is overflowing friends! Not with money. No. There’s no cash in there, remember? Our bureaucrat pals took all of my moola so that my child can have a stimulating environment to learn and build strong relationships in while I’m at work. You might think I would be grateful! That I would appreciate a…

Throat Punched off the Boat

I have never been someone who sits idly by bobbing my head when I have been treated wrong. I stand up for injustice, speak out against discrimination, and refuse to accept no as an answer. Fiercely dedicated when I have a goal I live to evoke change. Change everywhere. When I begin a project, a…

Right in the Pickle!

  I had a post ready to go for Throat Punch Thursday and then my ears were attacked by the sounds of popcorn crunching. Do I need to point out that it was Brian? People? I cannot stand the sound of crunching, slurping, or feasting down of any type. Dinner time is a different story,…

Next Time I`ll PayMORE and Keep the Shoes

Today I received a phone call at work on my cell phone. It’s important at this point to note 2 things. 1. I usually do not answer my personal cell phone at work. 2. I rarely answer phone numbers I do not recognize.  YES I’m a screener, I do it. No I don’t owe anyone…

Throat Punch in Real Time

I was going to give out my throat punch this week to a large group of socially inept idiots but I decided to narrow it down. This helps me ensure my punch makes contact. I hate missing. I also hate the clinic. It is filled with sick, tired, and frustrated people who lose sight of…