I bet you can’t even imagine what I’m up to.
The thrilling life I’m living.
Waking up at 6am, showering, getting ready for work, downing a cup of coffee and singing in my loveliest voice for my child to wake up and join me.
She likes that.
Why do I even shower? I swear I have water in my ear.
I can’t hear.
I’m deaf now. Deaf in one ear. All because of hygiene. I knew I should have just dry shampooed my hair and had an extra cup of coffee. That’s why they invented perfume.
And I haven’t slept.
I’ve been searching my house. I’ve been tearing my already torn apart house (due to flood) apart some more.
The asshole escaped again.
At this point it’s anybody’s guess. I don’t think I even care.
Lets not pretend. It’s a hamster.
The only thing I really care about is if it’s chewing through something important. A wire? A cabinet? A really great shoe?
Find freedom Hamsty! Run for the
highway forest and find little forest friends who will accept you and your smelly ass.